Wherein two mildly inapropriate men talk about mildly inappropriate topics in a mildly humorous manner.
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- Allen Henry - Probation Office
- James's of panic moment
- James doesn't know the difference between probation and poral
- "I've had enough of this, just send me to prison."
- PSA - Phone Change-over
- James complains about the mug
- Turns out, getting arrested is expensive
- Scottdale runs on DUIs
- Equal opportunity spewers
- Real Colors - Personality Assessment
- Gold, Blue, Green, and Orange
- Christopher is an Orange
- Christopher's "Pow Wows"
- James is Green
- "I like the idea of people, just not people..."
- "We're not making Easter eggs here."
- Tea tipper?
- "As colors go, you're a Californian."
- Greens don't get caught
- White collar criminals should just be hanged
- There are no Robin Hoods, just hoods
- What, the chair isn't included?
- Oranges commit crimes
- It's just a matter of time before Christopher ends up in jail
- It's not Christopher, it's "Kissy"
- The Brightening
- How to speak to and hear people better
- As a teacher, Christopher did well with the problem kids because, well, he was one.
- Ankle bracelet kids
- They don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care
- Christopher doing home visits in the hood
- "That's downright brilliant."
- Allen telling Mike Tyson's what to do
- What does ear taste like?
- Muhammad Ali hugs Christopher
- "Hey everybody, this is my probation officer!"
- Allen didn't need no sidearm
- Smooth or crunchy?
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- James thinks Christopher should wear a dress. A kilt is not a dress.
- Great Kilt - a survival tool
- "What the hell is a loincloth?" "A cloth made from loins?"
- "The Italian size."
- James thinks the Black Knight scene in The Holy Grail was faked
- From dumbbell reading level to advanced literature
- "Those lazy Medieval people and their people cranes."
- My 600 Pound Life
- Coca-Cola ad
- Murals in Phoenix:
- Redemption Church Alhambra mural by Carlos Rivas
- Day of the Dead + Basketball = mural
- Public art anchors the time and place of a community
- And then we talk about ART...
- London Elephant Parade
- WE define "Art"
- Mineko Grimmer - 1987 "The Point" installation art at El Camino College
- James doesn't go to see art, he makes it come to him
- James Turrell
- James sticks his head into the art
- Christopher wants you to touch his paintings
- Art is ephemeral and only silly artists think their stuff should last forever
- Eurotrash Girl
- Oversized Popeye. Is it art? No.
- Con Artists
- Thomas Kincaid vs Jeff Koons (twitter pole?)
- The art world is rotten from the top down
- Damien Hirst's dead shark
- Computer generated art?
- England - shark on the roof
- Film is the best art form
- We don't like Christo
- Dumb
- Phallic is always a thing
- "Take your vaginas and your penises and go home."
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- John Fitzsimmons native Arizonian Magician
- Small talk it too big an idea for us
- I don't like correcting Christopher because it takes too long
- Audio problems
- John is a (licensed) pyro
- Zoom Magic
- Easley's Fun Shop
- Magically curing learning disabilities
- We were all in the slow class
- Drink it through your nose
- Guinness World Record - Most costumes tried on in eight hours
- Top 10 sexiest women
- Social Media's impact on magic
- Vanishing Ink
- Social media not great for Magic
- Five years to create a trick - it takes a lot of work to do stuff
- James has mug shame
- Brain Games - Seeing what's really there - magic and painting trick you
- Hypno-disc
- Seeing Jesus
- Pink light ruins the Rubik's cube trick
- Moonwalking with Einstein
- Solve a Rubik's Cube - John: 1 minute 15 seconds, James: 10 years
- The Gong Show
- The unknown comic (Gong Show)
- Fozzie Bear
- "You can't have gotten this far in life without wearing dress."
- Christopher has 25-30 hats
- John has invisible hair
- "I only have one wig."
- "A magician is an actor playing the part of a magician." - Jean Eugene Robert-Houdin
- Carnac the Magnificent
- John is a magician just as an excuse to make stuff
- Super Thought Uploading Psychic Infused Dynamic Hat
- John magically leaves
- Comedytrickster.com
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- Christopher teaches his kids to be rock stars
- Christopher: the failed architect, James: the failed painter
- Christopher becomes disillusioned with architecture when he realizes there are not enough beautiful women in the field
- Phoenix's architecture and more:
- MP3.com & lala.com
- James listens to... Enya and so does Christopher!
- Natural Wonders
- Kitaro
- Far and Way
- Pontiac Fiero
- Christopher has army green eyes, except they are blue
- Boston Legal - Captain Kirk and Odo (inside Star Trek jokes?)
- Benson
- 4400 desperately trying not to get cancelled. And Failed. And ruined itslef in the process.
- Jumping the shark
- Christopher doesn't respect old people anymore because he is one now
- Engineering is the application of science
- Christopher is tired of science changing
- Don't confuse science with science journalism
- "The last thing you need to worry about is toilet paper."
- Women fighting over toilet paper
- Has religion or science has done more harm?
- Hydroxychloroquine?
- Science becomes useless as it becomes politized
- "We talk to much - that is a scientific fact."
- Coffee technology just can't do it better than a simple French Press
- Kuerig cups are more environmentally friendly than Starbucks
- James whining again about being cutoff
- Christopher cracks himself up
- "Little pods of stake."
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- Christopher builds a halfpipe
- Eminent Domain leaves a young Christopher with an endless playground
- Christopher becomes the skate ramp guy
- Flash is Dead! Long live HTML!
- Here's your bag, now get out of my house
- Cheap bastards reusing gift bags
- Reusing the tissue
- "If you want to complain about the gift I just gave you, please, go ahead. That just means I won't need to get you one next year."
- Belligerently reusing gift bags
- "I don't get these reality shows."
- Forged in Fire
- "And Mrs. Howell."
- Ginger or Mary Ann? (Mary Ann, obviously)
- Beautiful women from the 60s dying
- A small disagreement over That '70s Show
- Mary Ann all day long
- Knives Out
- PhotoShop 0.07
- Sean Connery - a beautiful man
- Barry Nelson - The first James Bond
- 12 year-old girl sues TikTok
- Lying to get your kids online
- Omega Man (another minor disagreement) and Legend
- Soylent Green
- "I'm not gorgeous like Will Smith."
- Revisiting Copyright and Patents
- Don't ask about Mickey's Copyright, they will find you
- "You were right, I meant I was right."
- "I don't get chutney."
- Christopher wants to watch cowboy movies, but Midnight Cowboy and Brokeback Mountain don't really fit the bill
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