Wherein two mildly inapropriate men talk about mildly inappropriate topics in a mildly humorous manner.
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Do you tip the delivery robot?
What does a delivery robot do with an undeliverable pizza?
Too costly to make people
Christopher is afraid of maps
Christopher thinks the lightbulbs are listening to him (they probably are)
"Your eating habits are really not very interesting to me."
'Smart' devices are listening to your confidential corporate info through your remote workers
Our kids use their fancy smart devices for:
lights
music
weather
alarms
reminders
math
Uber's "Cupertino Mode "
Liberals hate Tesla (good for environment) but love Volkswagen (bad for environment )
Google and Amazon replace The Stasis
"James time is over."
Your monitor can see you! Click this link to see what it is seeing right now!
Cheerleader mom deep-fakes the cheerleading squad to make room for her daughter
Colorado has a "Day Without Meat" and Nebraska looses its shit
70's and 80's TV shows were terrible, but the show intros were fantastic
James drew naked people is collage and learned the human body is not always beautiful
"Very heterosexual looking."
Miami Vice intro (Jan Hammer and bikinis)PSA: Miami Vice pilot was good, the rest of the show was awful
MASH intro Modern shows are so much better, but their intros suck
Knight Rider intro Knight Rider's intro narration: "Knight Rider: a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist..."
Battle Star Galactica intro : extended intro Battle Star Galactica intro narration: "There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens."
Buck Rogers intro : extended intro CHiPs intro OK, Christopher was right, James watched CHiPs because of Eric Estrada
Magnum PI (the only good show of the 80's) Top ten best tv shows from the 1980's by IMBD The A-Team intro The A-Team intro narration: "In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit..."
Tom Selec makes James feel small
The Fall Guy intro Get Smart intro is a work of comedic genius MacGyver intro
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Tim Johnson Whiskey or vaccine?
James threatens Christopher with unpleasantness if you doesn't get the vaccine
Where is the best Mexican food to be found?
Christopher wears his cowboy hat in London
The English eat asparagus with their hands, but they eat tacos with a knife and fork
We argue about how to use a knife and fork
English eat weird
Chopsticks
"Who wants to eat their food with tweezers?"
"Everyone having knives is just too dangerous."
Forks as weapons
Women don't like eating in front of other people?
"I understand why you don't want them to have knives."
Tim is a "getting better" cook
Are artists good cooks?
Tim is such a good painter that sometimes his own paintings make him hungry
James brings 'cognitive sciences' up again...
James is getting high off the hazelnut coffee
Tim and Christopher are better cooks than James
Californian light is magical
"The finished product is the residue of my thought process."
"Don't worry, it's just art. You're not going to hurt it."
We're too tough to take medicine (except whiskey)
Tim's favorite artist is Thomas Hart Benton
"Holy crap this thing is little." (Stary Night is smaller than you think)
Paintings are better in person
Italy is a good place to see art
Painting is process and problem solving
"Do you see yourself as god?"
"You're a little god."
State of mind of riding a motorcycle and painting is basically the same (in the zone)
Tim was born to be wild
"The question was a lot more shallow than the answer."
Boxer-briefs
"Sometimes I don't wear anything."
"I want to get one, but they look scratchy."
"The best podcast we've done today."
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"Outsider" Architecture
Greek homes "grow over time"
Christopher wants to build a straw-bale home with mud covered walls
Navajo fever Joe Rogen Dr. Hotez Feeding America's Hungry Children Feed My Hungry Children Caring Coalition Can't give money? Give your time.
It's bad for James to interact with humans (for him and them)
Apple TV + Christopher occupied Wall Street
James goes all ways (Apple, Android, and Windows)
Sony doesn't mix well with others
Apple has the dumbest names
Christopher hates big TVs
Rose Gold and Space Grey are not colors!
Benny Hill was cheap and sad, but funnyApple TV + is the new HBO (not an original observation)
Charles Schulz - Li'l Folks YouTube is music
Foundation Series Coming to Apple TV +Christopher doesn't respect one-liners
Christopher, The Sopranos was not a documentary
Netflix is slowing becoming the new cable
Microsoft Christmas ad "In their own prison cells." - saddest thing I've seen NFL owners are like a diversity rainbow. Of white. And old. And male.
"The pre-cryogenically frozen Biden."
"Vaccined"
Trump vaccine plan vs Biden vaccine plan
And we discuss the EU
CANZUK Can-Nada
Mexico - the 51st state
"I swear to God I don't put anything in the coffee."
A flag is not a rainbow
Glucose? Couscous?
Christopher: "Do you remember when we used to talk about flags?"
James: "Yes."
Christopher: "What happened to that?"
James: "You."
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Mike Swaine designer and saver of trollies
Lost wallet found in Antarctica"A recording of our tedious conversations."
Crawdads , everywhereWater-skying the canals
Canals are off limits except for dead bodies
Drainage ditch or canal?
Arizona Falls Canal coffee
SuperBall Ad
1947 - suspicious barn fire takes out trolley service
1887 - trolleys start
"Chlorophyl hadn't even been invented yet."
Mule driven trolleys
"If James is wrong, Christopher owes James $100."
First trolley line - 7th street to 7th Ave along Washington, then Up 7th street to fairgrounds
Trolley museum booted out of Hance Park to make way for a skate park and moved to Grand Ave
Disney horse-drawn trolley
Trolleys converted to tiny homes - Millennials didn't invent tiny homes
Two old trolleys found in trailer park
PHXTrolley.org Rosson house Costco Pizza
Pizza cheese
"It might even be legal."
The best Mexican food is in... Italy
Artists are good at cooking?
"You're not lying, your just wrong. Again."
"Artists and cooks are the two worst spellurs on the planet."
Is presentation (on the plate) important?
One of NINE sibling?
Mike's self portrait
"You can edit your face."
Genrad (General Radio)Mike had a type setting company but sold it all when he saw the Macintosh
Press Type guitar
James gets off on code
1980 Linus Screen Composer ($40,000?)
Trolleys of Venice Beach
Moses Hazeltine Sherman Venice Beach paved over their canals The rolling blackout didn't really role...
Dark or Milk chocolate? Milk chocolate. This conversation is over.
"You can say 'ding-dong', but not 'boob'?"
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Allen Henry - Probation Office
James's of panic moment
James doesn't know the difference between probation and poral
"I've had enough of this, just send me to prison."
PSA - Phone Change-over
James complains about the mug
Turns out, getting arrested is expensive
Scottdale runs on DUIs
Equal opportunity spewers
Real Colors - Personality AssessmentGold, Blue, Green, and Orange
Christopher is an Orange
Christopher's "Pow Wows"
James is Green
"I like the idea of people, just not people..."
"We're not making Easter eggs here."
Tea tipper?
"As colors go, you're a Californian."
Greens don't get caught
White collar criminals should just be hanged
There are no Robin Hoods, just hoods
What, the chair isn't included?
Oranges commit crimes
It's just a matter of time before Christopher ends up in jail
It's not Christopher, it's "Kissy"
The Brightening
How to speak to and hear people better
As a teacher, Christopher did well with the problem kids because, well, he was one.
Ankle bracelet kids
They don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care
Christopher doing home visits in the hood
"That's downright brilliant."
Allen telling Mike Tyson's what to do
What does ear taste like?
Muhammad Ali hugs Christopher"Hey everybody, this is my probation officer!"
Allen didn't need no sidearm
Smooth or crunchy?
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