Heat Stroke - Episode #13

Christopher can skateboard!
Christopher is a bad influence on the kids
Belly-flop bounce
"Blood is manly, urine isn't."
James has been mountain biking for 30 years, not because he's good at it, he's just stubborn
"I suck, I really do suck." - James
"Everything runs on LEDs in the future."
"My favorite thing is not responding to people." - James
James's son gets a new CPU
Christopher "I have a 14 year old iPad." James: "The first iPad came out in 2010..."
How to podcast
Apple podcast documentation is amazing
"We're going to argue over HTML now?"
"Flash was a horrible nightmare."
"I own the show, bow to me."
"RSS works until you get to nitwits like Google."
Where to get your short tech questions answered
"Can I go into one of my conspiracy theories?" "Oh, please do."
Christopher started with Photoshop 2 (he's really old)
"I've been playing with it ever since."
14-20 floppy disks...
Shhhhh Shhhhh
Christopher hacking JPEGs
Adobe Ancestor Bag
Christopher is James Bond, if James Bond was an aging computer nerd
"It's not not clever."
Pixelmator Pro
ASCII Art
Hidden job postings (IT'S IN THE CODE)
Don't use online PDF editors
"You know how to tell if you're on a creepy website?" "It says Facebook at the top?"
Christopher was an AOL Instant Messenger Troll
Heathers
The Golden God moves from cowboy town to LA
"I own undershirts, but they have sleeves for god's sakes!"
"This is my friend Tina, and my other friend Tina." -Tina

Replacing the CPU(photo by James)

1st Generation iPad(photo by James)